Gay Cats

Initial hook: Start the story with, “Have you ever met a gay cat?” After this, you’ll have the undivided attention of your audience.

PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago. I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each other, sometimes even licking each other.

HB: smiling

PUA: No Really. I told Sara “you know what, I think they’re gay, I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay…you know. I mean they havent seen a female cat in months…what are they supposed to do” So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she never thought about it. And we decided one day that we’re gonna do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.

HB: hehehe

PUA: And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened then.


Punchline: “So now her neighbor’s cat is knocked up. So pretty soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay kitten!”

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