Ten Key Rules of Pick Up

Many guys will dislike this, because it implies that women are sluts and untrustworthy.  Well, I can only speak from my experience and report back what I’ve seen.  I’m also posting in a semi-satirical tone – I haven’t gone off the deepend….. yet… 🙂

A secret society exists. Around 52% of people on this earth are a part of it.

Of that 52%, 50% are women, 2% are men.

Of that 2%, 1% of those men are gay, the other 1% are players.

What I’m talking about is the sex secret society – and you are either IN or OUT.

SOME RULES OF THE SECRET SOCIETY:

1)            Don’t talk about the secret society.

2)            The priority of the secret society is to have perpetually good emotions in all members.

3)            Create shrowds around the secret society, like “all men are dogs”. Hide the truth that women are far more likely to cheat than men.

4)            If you are part of the secret society, you will never be denied anything at any point.

5)            If you are not part of the secret society, you will scrap and beg for everything you get.

6)            Communication in the secret society is less often verbal, and more often spoken through bodylanguage subcommunications, and verbal subcommunications that would only make sense to members. Any other way, and the 48% of men would pick up on it, and it would no longer be a secret.

7)            At the first sign that someone who is not part of the secret society is possibly trying to pretend that he is, barate him with both love-rhetoric, and accusations of chauvanism and nit-witted-ness.

8            It’s OK to cheat on someone who is not a part of the secret society, so long as it is for the purpose of fulfilling the needs of someone who is, or if it to fulfill your own needs and it is with someone who is a part of the secret society. Sleeping with a rare guy from the secret society is no worse than grinding with a girlfriend at a club and making out with her. “It doesn’t count”.

9)            Nobody judges each other in the secret society. There is no such thing as a slut. A slut is only as slutty as people who are NOT in the secret society are aware of.

10)            Secret society members COME FIRST. If someone in the society is not having fun with an interaction, it is cut off. Conversely, if a secret society male is with a non-secret-society male, and a secret society female (all females) decides she wants sex from the secret society male, the friend of the female may have sex with the non-secret-society male, because EVERYONE in the interaction must feel good. However, if the non-secret-society male is blowing himself out so badly that he makes the female member feel very bad emotions, then the secret-society-male must face the consequences of bringing negative emotions into the equation, and lose out on his privilege for sex in that interaction, until he ditches the non-secret-society male. Bear minimum requirements for non-secret-society males being grandfathered in with the male member, is that he not qualify himself or make anyone feel uncomfortable.  Failing to meet those requirements, both are blown out.

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