Texting chicks can become tedious, boring and to be honest… like another job. So one of the best things you can do is learn how to text girls in the right way. In this guide I’m going to show you what to text a girl, so that you never run out of things to day and most importantly… NEVER ruin your chances of meeting up with her again.
Before we get started however, there’s a question I want to answer that a lot of guys seem to ask when learning about texting… and that is this:
Why text when I can just call her?
I would respond to that by saying, calling is always the better option.
HOWEVER… your game needs to be strong, to the point where you don’t show any signs of nervousness, neediness or bitch (beta-male) qualities.
With texting, you can bypass all of that, just by learning what to say.
So basically, if you call her… you’re more likely to screw up than in a text message.
Having said that, you can build rapport on the phone which you can’t do over text.
Now we have that question out of the way, let’s move onto…
What to text a girl
Here are a list of funny dirty texts that will get women laughing and thinking about you, they will also feel a strong urge to text you back IMMEDIATELY.
- Okay, I texted you. What are your next two wishes
- Those beautiful eyes….Those sexy lips……..The smoothest walk…..But enough about me, how are u doing?
- You: (send a blank text) Likely Reply: Why did you send me a blank text? You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me.
- Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I’m just texting to say goodbye
- I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
- I just made you open your phone for no reason…looks like I got you in check =]
- Sexual Position “69” has ben changed to 96… due to inflation. The cost of eating out has gone up : )
What you must convey when texting girls
Girls respond to a certain type of male qualities, with every text you send you need to be conveying those qualities, otherwise she will lose interest pretty quick. Here are those qualities:
- Confidence – Every girl likes a guy with confidence. Don’t be shy when texting, otherwise you will fall into beta male territory.
- Humour – Being funny will get you laid… period. The better your jokes are the more she will warm to you. But don’t turn into the clown. Throw in some serious things here and there, otherwise she’ll turn to you to entertain her.
- Wit – Being a witty guy shows that you’re clever, it also helps with improv and developing a conversation that she will be addicted to.
- Leadership – Telling her where to meet and at what time, will show her that you’re not a pushover and that you’re a strong alpha male. This is what women want in a man.
What NOT to text a girl… EVER
There are certain things you should never text a girl. Not only because they sound weak, but because they have been sent hundreds of times in the past to girls and they are just boring.
I want you to imagine for a second that you’re a smoking hot woman. Just imagine how many women get texts from men like these:
- Hey babe, how are you?
- Kat, remember me from last night??
- Hey Sarah, was nice meeting you yesterday… how was your day?
- Hey cutie, it was awesome seeing you today
They just scream LAME!!!
Ok, so here’s the most important part of all. Do you want to learn how to become a texting grandmaster? Then you need to watch this video now. It will dramatically change how you text women and will get you everything you want, from zero flakes to booty calls. Yes, it’s that damn amazing.