Post updated: Saturday 3rd September 2016
I don’t know about you, but I’m the type of guy that thrives off the fact that I can use a hookup site or app and get laid tonight with a NORMAL girl who I don’t have to pay for. Pretty cool right? Well, if you’re that type of guy too then below is a list of the best adult dating sites which you will use wisely just like I do to have yourself a horny young lady arriving at your door very soon.
Oh and before you start whinging about how these sites are fake, it’s NOT true. I can assure you.
I’ve spent the last 2 months putting together this list… that’s hours of testing, tweaking and learning just to provide the sites below. They are real and offer the best hookup opportunities that I have seen.
There were obviously some fake sites, which I tried and they didn’t make the cut. But the bad boys below… daymmnnnnnn they are good.
During my hunt for the top adult dating sites I stopped at a number of forums where you’d read about guys signing up and not getting anything… nadda and then other guys saying “yeah bro, it’s because those sites are fake”.
This is great news for you, because it means that you get more chicks! What these douche bags didn’t realise is that they were using the same old techniques that 99% of all other pathetic men in the world are using to get these women.
Basically they are using methods that catch one fish at a time where there’s only 1 fish in the ocean and thousands of guys fighting for it. I’m using techniques which allow me to cast a net, sit back with a beer and wait for the fish to jump directly into it. Then I pick out the fish I like most… obviously in my case the fish are smoking hot women that want to f**k tonight 🙂
Ok, so let’s first move onto the good stuff (the top hookup sites) and then I’ll share my methods for getting great results on these sites. Sound fair? Let’s do it…
Best adult dating sites in 2015
So here it is gents, I’ve tested 39 sites so far and these are the top 5.
1. Flirt Buddies (5/5)
My number 1 choice, because of the sheer amount of hot girls on this site that are as eager as the men. The best part? There are statistically more women than men… so it’s incredibly easy to get laid here.
2. Erotic Love (4/5)
An older looking design, but still one of the best in my opinion. This site offers great features for instant hookups and also the option to automate the whole process if you are lazy like me 🙂
3. Xpress (4/5)
A slightly smaller hookup site than the others above, but a good one none the less. It’s a site that I used to get laid twice and I’d use again if they had more members to choose from.
4. Fling (4/5)
Voted as the best hookup site for 2014, this one is a goodie for sure. The women are hot, they are in the plenty… but for some reason I just didn’t get as many results as Flirt Buddies. I think it may be because there are more guys on here fighting for a girls attention and the girls simply get bored.
5. Social Sex (3/5)
If you’ve tried all the others and you’ve had zero success, even though you’re using my tips below (shame on you) then you should sign up for Social Sex. Not only is it a nice looking site, they have nice looking chicks on there too… so it’s a win win.
My killer techniques for getting more hookups
As I said above, most men don’t get laid on these sites and then assume that the profiles are fake and storm off in a huff. Well below are my proven tips for making your profile stand out so much that women will be contacting YOU to arrange a time for hooking up.
Tip #1: Be original and not typical
Don’t do what most men do with their profile, which is the same as everyone else. They use the same copy, images, lame jokes etc. You must remember that this is a dating site for hooking up, so you can be more blunt but in a witty way. For your profile copy you should say something like “Don’t use and abuse me, without my permission first”. Something that most guys don’t write, instead they say things like “Here to get laid… hit me up”.
Tip #2: Post only these photos
You should have maximum 5 photos. On these types of sites, they need to be topless (only use if you have a good body, otherwise leave it), they need to show off your package, so get a semi and where some light grey shorts, then the outline of your cock will show and arouse women. They also need to show your face and a full action body shot, so surfing or whatever.
Tip #3: Don’t bombard women
Don’t just hound women, you need to be witty with your openers and really take the time to send them a message that will demand a reply. So instead of saying the typical “Hey babe, what’s up?”. You can say something like “I love the shot of you in your bedroom… where did you get those bed sheets? Amazing!”. It’s just funny and different.
Tip #4: Be polite but cut to the chase
After you have your witty opener sorted and you’re in a dialogue with her, don’t forget that you are here to hookup. So make sure you dial up the sexual attraction. Tell her that you think she’s very sexy and you can’t wait to see her naked in your room or that she needs to be ready for a guy like you because you have stamina. Just use words that will turn her on in a sexy way, not a sleazy way.
Most common questions about adult hookup sites
Are there any free adult dating sites I can use?
No. So stop asking and stop looking. Don’t be such a tight arse, use your money wisely by signing up for one of the above sites, I promise you it’s going to be worth it, when you have a beautiful girl sucking you off. Free dating sites are terrible and have very bad customer support.
I’m not getting any women messaging me… why?
Maybe because you’re profile is bad or maybe because you’re ugly. You need to test all the sites above and use my tips, plus wait at least a week to seriously get a feel for the site.
Why are adult dating websites better than normal dating sites?
Because they are designed to help you bypass the social stigma that you’re only on the site to get laid. With hookup sites, you really are only there to get laid and so is she. It’s a perfect mutual agreement.
Are these girls real or bots?
Some sites do use bots, but as I said I’ve screened the sites above and have slept with real women from them, so I can safely say they are not bots. Use them and abuse them, you WILL get laid.
So there you have it. That’s my honest list of the best adult dating sites for this year so far.