I just created a Valentine’s Day themed opener which you can use for the next few weeks! Seasonal openers are pretty thin on the ground. There are especially few for Valentine’s Day. With some slight tweaking you can make it work all year round:”
Let me ask you something…My friend had a difficult situation on Valentines Day. He basically planned to take his girlfriend for an amazing dinner, but a few days before she said she had to work. That was fine, they had a great day the day before. But, on Valentines day, he remembered he needed to cancel the table, but while his girl was at work, he had a thought. He had a friend who was single, and she was his good friend, he thought it would be a really kind thing to do to take her since she had just split up with her boyfriend and was feeling down. He tried to call his girl but she was at work and didn’t answer. He went ahead and went to dinner with this girl, when his girlfriend came home from work, she went mad! They almost split up and still might. We were talking about it and disagreed on whether he was wrong or not, what do you thinik?”
I don’t know what to thinik.
Its good, anyway.
Feels a bit long winded. Get the feeling she would be bored by the time I ask the question.
theres always misunderstanding in this kind of situation, i think both of them need to calm down a bit and have a nice talk in between so they can be back to usual condition
More exciting if he went to the restaurant to find his girlfriend there with another guy.
What a crock of shit, its no wonder why Gambler is still single!
I don’t get these long openers. Maybe where I am from people are just too impatient, but I can usually get away with “Nice Shoes” or something and then into the observational humor. What kind of situation allows enough time to make a statement like this and does not provide enough environmental stimuli to work with? …as a side note, topics like this work real well in down time when values and perspectives are being shared…
he should take them both and have a 3sum. (but only if they pay the bill)
It’s the type of long winded routine Mystery would’ve come up with.
Not nessasery.
Probably why Mystery is nowhere to be seen or heard of anymore.