Opened EVERY time in Toronto, and even huge AFCs on ASF have emailed me saying that its opened 100% of the time. I don’t know of an opener that I’ve seen open more than this, so far.
YOU: Guys.. get this.. I need an opinion.. THEM: What??? YOU: I’m thinking of dying my hair, TOTALLY BLONDE THEM: no.. yes… no.. (they debate) YOU: how about like this.. streaks.. etc etc
(this transitions easily into “I’m going on TV.. Ricki Lake show..” or many other routines.. just pre-plan it, and it can go ANYWHERE)