In group sets, you always see some of the girls who aren’t paying full attention, starting to “let’s go dance” you.
I can always sense it as it comes. You can see the one of the girls starting to look around a bit……. She’s looking towards the dance floor……. She’s not listening to you even though her friends are………….. “LET’S GO DANCE”, and POOF the whole set leaves.
To me, I TAKE THE FUCK OVER every set. I take it by the balls and OWN the set.
The reason I write that in such a testosteron-ish melodramatic way, is that so many guys don’t take the fucking set over. They let the set run them, they don’t run the set.
For me, there are things I do to take a set.
1) “SHOW’S OVER HERE” That is the money fucking line for girls who aren’t paying attention. Tap her on the shoulder lightly, and go “Hey.. Show’s over here”, and then look immediately away from her and smirk to her friends, and keep going. It’s very dismissive, and funny as fuck.
I know it doesn’t sound that funny in text, but just try it on a set and watch them bust out laughing.
I will CONSTANTLY and REPEATEDLY say “shows is over here” to the chicks as they look away. PLOW THROUGH. Just keep on the gameplan, and IGNORE them basically.
2) “ARE YOU MULTITASKING ME?” Haa, I learned that from this supremely socially proofed super cool gay dude on my campus. He doesn’t take bullshit from anybody (he’s the most popular person on my entire campus). He’s chatting me, and there are girls tugging on me left and right. He’s like “Tyler, are you multitasking me”, and he just walks off. It was fucking pimp, even if it was from a gay dude.
3) “YOU GUYS ARE LIKE LITTLE KITTENS IN A PRAIRIE, JUMPING FROM ONE STIMULUS TO THE NEXT.. OH LOOK, ITS A BUTTERFLY.. NO WAY, A BIRD!!! NO WAIT… A LEAF!!!!” Then laugh at them for being retarded.
4) BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH. Alright, this is weird, but if that damned OUTKAST “HEY YA” song comes on, I just say scream to your friend and run like hell to the dancefloor. Why do I say this? Because that fucking song always fucks up my set. I can have a girl making out with me, and that song comes on and she books it to the dancefloor without even saying ‘bye’, and then later accuses me of leaving her. WTF¿!?! So to pre-emptively counter-strike this bullshit,
Twentysix and I just started doing it to them FIRST, before they can do it to us. So we do that, and the girls laugh at it, and then we make fun of them for being about to do it to us.
For future readers of this archive, there’s always some hot new song that fucks you over in set. So just do that for whatever song it is.
I love this tricks. You don’ even need to be in a pickup to use this stuff. I can think of more and I’ll do them next post!