Author: Bristol Lair

Gay Cats

Initial hook: Start the story with, “Have you ever met a gay cat?” After this, you’ll have the undivided attention of your audience. PUA: Ok, get this, my friend …

Attack Kitten

You are so cute! You are like my little ATTACK KITTEN. Like, a furry little attack kitten with a big oversize collar on, you can protect me when the …

Negs Collection

Aww.. your eyes are lovely.. especially the left one!Aww.. nice teeth! Are they real?Wow.. you work out.. now and then..Wow.. you could ALMOST be a stripper!You are pretty.. you …

Biographical Questions

Name, Age, Occupation. A good way to differentiate yourself from other guys is to answer Biographical Questions with Cocky/Funny. This is acting cool because you are breaking rapport, and …

PVC Devil Routine

“Oh, you’re getting fiesty, huh? You know what I would do with you? I would dress you up…. in a red.. PVC… *devil* outfit.. You’d have little horns like …

Pretend to Strike Her

In set, when you’re at that playful point in the interaction pretend like you’re going to hit your target. I’ve field-tested this plenty now – and it makes total …

Jealous Cat

Here is a routine I’ve used with good success. It’s in “opinion opener style” but I’ve only really used it as around the third routine, so this may not …