Biographical Questions

Name, Age, Occupation.

A good way to differentiate yourself from other guys is to answer Biographical Questions with Cocky/Funny. This is acting cool because you are breaking rapport, and it gets girls to chase. It’s a good idea to answer the questions honestly before they get frustrated though.

  • What’s your name?
    • Mr Right
    • The One
    • Antonio!!! It-ah-ly (thick Italian accent)
    • uhm… (pretend to lie) Bob
    • Brad Pitt, David Beckham
  • How old are you?
    • 99
    • 12… but don’t tell anyone, I had to lie to get in here
    • 26 and three quarters… don’t you love how when you were five, that extra three quarters was really important!
  • What do you do?
    • I’m a Lion tamer
    • I’m Rock Star (in training?)
    • Tesco’s Cashier, McDonalds trainee
    • Studying a phd in Justin Timberology… with a sideline in Britney Spearisms
    • Fix her in the eye… “I give women pleasure”

Have a standard response for each question that comes out automatically. The next time you are asked your age by the police you should accidently say 76.

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