My Little Pony
“Hey, guys… remember that shit ‘My Little Pony’? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can’t remember… did they have powers? Like, I remember they could fly, …
Author: Bristol Lair
Thug Lovin
“Hey guys. I’m doing a poll. Which is superior… which do the ladies prefer more… THUG LOVIN’? or… GANGSTA LOVIN’? Well, my gf from work said gangsta because its …
Jesus
Hey guys, this might be a weird question; Would you sleep with Jesus?
Wheelchair
“Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?” HB: blah blah blah –> bust them on response eg “Yes, of course” –> “You’re lying… you’re pretending to …
PSSSSSSSTTT!!!
For jokes me and my buddy chilled outside the club and opened ghetto style. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT… If the girl turned around, we´d jump into photos with the digicam… If the …
David Bowie
Simple stuff, always opens. “Guys, do girls think that David Bowie is hot?” They’ll talk about it, or some will remember he’s the guy from Willow. Then if you …
Do I look Gay?
Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude. “I need your honest opinion on something… do I look gay?” Some chicks will bust out …
Plant and Stare
My favourite opener lately is to just walk up to girls and just stop. Like plant myself in front of them. I give them kind of a boyish playful …
Sincere Compliment
“Hey…are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?!!!” “Hee…hee. Sure.” “Cooool. Me too!! Hey, you go first. Fire away.” (I find this works really well to stack …
G-String Opener
Hey girls, I need female opinion on something..please give me one advice… My friend totally fucked up his relationship with his GF. Actually they are still together…into love with …