The Comprehensive Ramblings of a PUA, pt. 10


The BEST and most RELIABLE way to get laid that I personally know of is to INDUCE the chick to shit test you.

This is the NEXT STEP of the PU, after the opener, when PU’ing girls with certain personality types (basically, most hotties.. the exception are girls who are very down to earth and secure, don’t believe in stupid shit like ESP, etc etc.. those girls are the HARDEST to PU, because they KNOW the deal and don’t succumb to emotions to easily.. for them, the best strategy is to use this SAME STUFF, but at the same time to be very ATTUNED to her and MODERATE)

OK, this may sound strange, but there is no bigger KISS OF DEATH in the PU than when the chick is being NICE to you.

For example, if you see a chick who you knew in high school, the BEST way to pick her up is to NOT BRING UP that you already know her. BETTER, is to just PU her like NORMAL. Worse case scenario, YOU are left in the power position, since she remembered YOU. But if you bring it up, then she instantly OPENS up to you, and is therefore DISENGAGED sexually. This is not necessarily a RULE, but a sweeping generalization that I have seen in field many times (chick likes me, convo is sexually charged, I bring up that I know her, convo shifts to “how have you been” and chemistry falls flat).

I was hanging out with Mystery’s ex-girlfriend the other night. This 5’11 megabomb. She was laughing at how guys will chat her for a few hours, THINKING that they’re getting somewhere, when really she’s just in the mood to CHAT. The problem – they haven’t ENGAGED her LIMBIC BRAIN, and she isn’t SHIT TESTING, to see if they are WORTHY.

For me, the answer is to go PUSH PULL, ASAP.

That means QUALIFYING, TEASING, and JOKING about being together, and broken up, again and again. Learn to be the MASTER of PUSH-PULL. I am a master of it now, and I FULLY CREDIT the innovative C&F masters SWINGCAT, KOOPER, BADBOY, ZAN, STYLE, DAVID D, and many others I picked up great lines and attitudes from, for helping me to get where I am with it. Here’s an EXAMPLE of a STRUCTURE, which should of course have OTHER STUFF worked into it (IOW, don’t follow this to the letter, but use it as a skeleton):

Roll up on her, make funny faces, smile and hit her, and wrap your arm around her (kino-opener, described many times in “operation mayhem” posts).. “you are CUTE.. I think that you’ll make a NICE new GIRLFRIEND.. hahah, hey WAIT.. I need a girl who can cook.. you can’t?? OK, we’re broken up.. actually wait, you DO smell good.. very alluring.. actually WAIT!! do you eat SOAP??? oh man, we are BROKEN UP.. no no, definitely broken up.. you are BAD.. hahaha, for sure!!.. are you adventurous?? cause I can’t even hang with you unless you’re adventurous.. mmm,. that does sound adventurous.. alright we can hang, but I can’t take you to my COOL places because you might just be PG-13 adventurous, not R-rated adventurous.. really, you did X-ACTIVITY?? hmm.. OK maybe you’re cool.. oh man, imagine if we ran away and did X-ADVENTURE (make up a 1-2 minute Bonnie & Clyde type adventure) together.. and we could STEAL this X-STUFF (whatever is in front of you) and SELL IT.. No?? OK I’m taking THIS then! (grab HER shit, and she’ll WRESTLE you for it).. haha, OK fine, I won’t do that.. I have a better plan.. I need a RICH girl.. are YOU?? no?? do you have cable though?? SWEET, I can watch daytime SOAPS.. NICE!! OOOOOH MAN, we are getting MARRIED RIGHT NOW.. Will you MARRY ME??? OMG I am SO SERIOUS, we’ll get married RIGHT NOW.. (then have a person in the room pretend to MARRY the two of you, and you exchange items together like rings or something, and kiss AT LEAST on the cheek)… OK AWESOME, now that we’re married I can DIVORCE you and live in your house and watch DAYTIME TV..

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